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Ella M · September 7, 2010 · · 75 Views
Alexander Wang Polina Goat-Bearded Boot $925.00 by Alexander Wang at Bergdorf Goodman
Not only does this hideously evil boot have what looks like black yeti hair to cover a female's leg, and a name that shamelessly supports its bad-shoe-ness (Goat-Bearded Boot??!?!!), but the actual shape of the boot underneath the foolishness is just bad, itself!
I hate a pointy-toe platform, and this one is unapologetically high, like a KISS boot without a monster face.
It's so much of a disaster, it's like Alexander Wang wants to be bashed on the blogs just for extra publicity. Please, with his studs & leather bags that weigh a ton, and I'm only half kidding, he doesn't need it.
Whyyyy, Devil, whyyyyy?
Also pictured: Alexander Wang Jacquely Boot – Black $695.00 by Alexander Wang at Madison LA
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Ella M · August 27, 2010 · · 155 Views
Where a sandal meets a boot meets a foldover boot.
This is too far down to "fold" the leather, especially for a sandal-esque shootie!
Opening Ceremony Two-Way Suede Bootie
$495.00$172.00 by Opening Ceremony at Bergdorf Goodman
When a sandal, shootie or not, is partially inspired by an Ugg boot, there's a heavy dose of danger involved and a high risk of bad, bad fashion.
But just how evil is this?
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Ella M · August 26, 2010 · · 342 Views
These G-Star Dean Loose Tapered Jeans are like the scientifically-engineered child of the harem pant and all of these denim aspects above. It's a trends-gone-wrong nightmare.
The worst part though is that they not only have a low crotch, which creates both a diaper and "package" effect, but they actually have two crotches. It's like two pants sewn together, and like something from Regretsy.
Evil scale: 7th Level of Hell!
- Unflattering
- Gives a woman a "package"
- A grown woman in what appears to be a diaper
- "From the hood" appearance
- Way too expensive ($200.52) for a craft project look
- Almost skinny jeans, but with fat crotch =
- Tapered pants
With more than 3 strikes, please put this pant out of its misery!
If you like them though, you can save them by voting and/or buying them: $200.52 by G Star at Asos
Via the Fashion Police
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Ella M · August 24, 2010 · · 200 Views
I am Ella M*de! I'm like any regular gal who is all-too passionate about fashion (bags, shoes, etc.), but I'm furthermore pretty much a design snob. I like things classy and to have couture flair whenever possible. Most importantly, I 
