Last week, we posted a tiny thumbnail of Christina Applegate in this multicolor dress, in order for our blog passerby to log a guess on its style: evil or divine?
Here's the larger photo, as promised.
The picture links to an even (very) larger one, so you can fully inspect.
While I thought its thumbnail hinted at ghastly, I happen to think this ensemble is actually really divine! You? Vote below; it's the final judgment!
A scrolldown from below the hair down, at least.
Of course that hair is of the worst!
Moving on to less obvious things.
From this view, Kaling's dress seems like divine fashion.
I wish it could stay that way; I wish I could just gaze upon this photo only.
But reality must set in.
I know what the problem is, aside from it being a mullet dress, I've additionally realized one fashion rule.
Rule: Dresses with lengths in-between floor and knee need to have less volume. No crinoline or hoops, and don't add tulle on top of (under) those things.
Yes, 60s skirts are flattering when wide, but this is not that, and those are not as big as this.
Mindy was made to look short and dumpy.
Bury that dress!
Sources: Zimbio & Yahoo!
stars in ... a dress made of a destroyed oil painting.
... and a beautiful one at that, why it's of everyone's favorite visual subject, a dreary woods. I'd love to get lost in that fabric.
Not.
On January Jones, how do you like this Versace?
I beleive my hair at home even looked better than this Mad Men star's, but of course this is about that dress - or both. I can see she was aiming for fabulous, but where did she end up?
I know where to begin, the mullet dress shape. I just always hate those dresses, and this one has a train. But let's not forget that breast-plate armor look.
At least Ms. Jones owned it, cooing over the dress's "hoop skirt" construction. Fabulous attitude, at least.
Source: Yahoo!
At first inspection, Ty Burrell's gray suit just looks lame.
But it's actually made of flannel.
And to think I thought this was just a dorky suit paired with the worst-for-red-carpet (or anywhere?) shoes ever.
It's the flannel and the old, dirty shoes. The worst part, though, may be that Burrell said his suit made him feel "sleepy". Ugh, men, and their sartorial choices!!
Source: Yahoo!
... in a look only her kittens would love.
In moving life the bits of fabric looked quite 3D and I just wanted to batt my paws at them. And then tear them off the frock. But oh what about the hideous color palette? I'm afraid nothing can be done!
So was she worst-dressed or what?
Source: Yahoo!
Can you guess from this thumbnail if this style is evil, or actually divine?
If you've seen the photos, try to guess from the thumbnail alone. But we can't bury you if you do cheat.
Have fun and come back next week for the full shot, and then decide again with a final, judgmental, vote.
*Update* Here's the full shot.
Source: Celebutopia, but it won't help anyone if you cheat. ;-)
I didn't know who Lucy Punch was, but she's a legitimate actress from real comedy films. IMDb.
Moving on, do you know what we see here, folks?
This appears that it's not even her skirt that is so evil, but instead her crotch is sucking in her clothing, like a black hole (pictured).
Of course, this isn't a joke and it's just that her evil, bad skirt is actually making her vagina look bad. What a bad, bad skirt that is!
Otherwise, it wouldn't be so evil. I can't decide, is this morally ambiguous or truly evil?
Black Hole source. Via Go Fug Yourself. The fug girls missed what I saw in this skirt, so it is my duty to present how evil this evil is to the world. You're welcome.
I am Ella M*de! I'm like any regular gal who is all-too passionate about fashion (bags, shoes, etc.), but I'm furthermore pretty much a design snob. I like things classy and to have couture flair whenever possible. Most importantly, I value flattery when it comes to fashion! Anything else is bad. This blog is just for fun though; WEAR WHAT YOU LIKE!
