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Ella M · September 7, 2010 · · 75 Views
Alexander Wang Polina Goat-Bearded Boot $925.00 by Alexander Wang at Bergdorf Goodman
Not only does this hideously evil boot have what looks like black yeti hair to cover a female's leg, and a name that shamelessly supports its bad-shoe-ness (Goat-Bearded Boot??!?!!), but the actual shape of the boot underneath the foolishness is just bad, itself!
I hate a pointy-toe platform, and this one is unapologetically high, like a KISS boot without a monster face.
It's so much of a disaster, it's like Alexander Wang wants to be bashed on the blogs just for extra publicity. Please, with his studs & leather bags that weigh a ton, and I'm only half kidding, he doesn't need it.
Whyyyy, Devil, whyyyyy?
Also pictured: Alexander Wang Jacquely Boot – Black $695.00 by Alexander Wang at Madison LA
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Ella M · September 1, 2010 · · 153 Views
When they said the 60s were in, they certainly did not mean that hippie is now chic.
Oh, no, it's not this sixties. Sorry, Jovani, your dress must be buried in a time capsule, if for nothing worse than the evils it's done to our eyes.
Devilishly-high pricetag: $500.00 by Jovani at eDressMe
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Ella M · August 30, 2010 · · 126 Views
stars in ... a dress made of a destroyed oil painting.
... and a beautiful one at that, why it's of everyone's favorite visual subject, a dreary woods. I'd love to get lost in that fabric.
Not.
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Ella M · August 27, 2010 · · 155 Views
Where a sandal meets a boot meets a foldover boot.
This is too far down to "fold" the leather, especially for a sandal-esque shootie!
Opening Ceremony Two-Way Suede Bootie
$495.00$172.00 by Opening Ceremony at Bergdorf Goodman
When a sandal, shootie or not, is partially inspired by an Ugg boot, there's a heavy dose of danger involved and a high risk of bad, bad fashion.
But just how evil is this?
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Ella M · August 26, 2010 · · 342 Views
These G-Star Dean Loose Tapered Jeans are like the scientifically-engineered child of the harem pant and all of these denim aspects above. It's a trends-gone-wrong nightmare.
The worst part though is that they not only have a low crotch, which creates both a diaper and "package" effect, but they actually have two crotches. It's like two pants sewn together, and like something from Regretsy.
Evil scale: 7th Level of Hell!
- Unflattering
- Gives a woman a "package"
- A grown woman in what appears to be a diaper
- "From the hood" appearance
- Way too expensive ($200.52) for a craft project look
- Almost skinny jeans, but with fat crotch =
- Tapered pants
With more than 3 strikes, please put this pant out of its misery!
If you like them though, you can save them by voting and/or buying them: $200.52 by G Star at Asos
Via the Fashion Police
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Ella M · August 26, 2010 · · 410 Views
I didn't know who Lucy Punch was, but she's a legitimate actress from real comedy films. IMDb.
Moving on, do you know what we see here, folks?
This appears that it's not even her skirt that is so evil, but instead her crotch is sucking in her clothing, like a black hole (pictured).
Of course, this isn't a joke and it's just that her evil, bad skirt is actually making her vagina look bad. What a bad, bad skirt that is!
Otherwise, it wouldn't be so evil. I can't decide, is this morally ambiguous or truly evil?
Black Hole source. Via Go Fug Yourself. The fug girls missed what I saw in this skirt, so it is my duty to present how evil this evil is to the world. You're welcome.
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Ella M · August 24, 2010 · · 209 Views
Kate Spade Leigh Ruffle Blouse, Cream
$245.00 by Kate Spade at Neiman Marcus
There's no denying this visual evidence, in terms of an argument, but does this bad fashion deserve to be slain?
Sure, it'd be embarrassing to wear in the light of day now that you can plainly see the truth; you'd not be a fashion victim, you'd be a clown. Still, it's only showing one sign of true evil: Too high a price for a relatively simple piece.
Kate Spade, the Style-Bury Villagers are on to you! You may survive for another day, but ultimately it's about the user vote.
For some similar style, visit our clown image's source.
I am Ella M*de! I'm like any regular gal who is all-too passionate about fashion (bags, shoes, etc.), but I'm furthermore pretty much a design snob. I like things classy and to have couture flair whenever possible. Most importantly, I 
