When they said the 60s were in, they certainly did not mean that hippie is now chic.
Oh, no, it's not this sixties. Sorry, Jovani, your dress must be buried in a time capsule, if for nothing worse than the evils it's done to our eyes.
Bad Fashion: Hippie Un-Chic
By Ella M · September 1, 2010 · 0 Comments · 153 Views
Filed in: Split Screen, Bad Dress, Bad Retro, Ah! My Eyes! My Eyes!
Tagged with: Jovani, eDress Me, Satanic Evil Fashion
Tagged with: Jovani, eDress Me, Satanic Evil Fashion
Red Carpet: Mindy Kaling is a Scrolldown
By Ella M · August 30, 2010 · 0 Comments · 116 Views
A scrolldown from below the hair down, at least.
Of course that hair is of the worst!
Moving on to less obvious things.
From this view, Kaling's dress seems like divine fashion.
I wish it could stay that way; I wish I could just gaze upon this photo only.
But reality must set in.
I know what the problem is, aside from it being a mullet dress, I've additionally realized one fashion rule.
Rule: Dresses with lengths in-between floor and knee need to have less volume. No crinoline or hoops, and don't add tulle on top of (under) those things.
Yes, 60s skirts are flattering when wide, but this is not that, and those are not as big as this.
Mindy was made to look short and dumpy.
Bury that dress!
Sources: Zimbio & Yahoo!
Bad Red Carpet Fashion: Emmys '10: Toni Collette
By Ella M · August 30, 2010 · 0 Comments · 126 Views
stars in ... a dress made of a destroyed oil painting.
... and a beautiful one at that, why it's of everyone's favorite visual subject, a dreary woods. I'd love to get lost in that fabric.
Not.
Bad Red Carpet Fashion: Emmys '10: January Jones
By Ella M · August 30, 2010 · 0 Comments · 183 Views
On January Jones, how do you like this Versace?
I beleive my hair at home even looked better than this Mad Men star's, but of course this is about that dress - or both. I can see she was aiming for fabulous, but where did she end up?
I know where to begin, the mullet dress shape. I just always hate those dresses, and this one has a train. But let's not forget that breast-plate armor look.
At least Ms. Jones owned it, cooing over the dress's "hoop skirt" construction. Fabulous attitude, at least.
Source: Yahoo!
Bad Red Carpet Fashion: Emmys '10: Ty Burrell's Wife
By Ella M · August 30, 2010 · 0 Comments · 210 Views
... in a look only her kittens would love.
In moving life the bits of fabric looked quite 3D and I just wanted to batt my paws at them. And then tear them off the frock. But oh what about the hideous color palette? I'm afraid nothing can be done!
So was she worst-dressed or what?
Source: Yahoo!
Bad Fashion: Modern Wizard. Less Modern, More Wizard.
By Ella M · August 24, 2010 · 0 Comments · 200 Views
What does one get when one mixes medieval styles, a trend like leopard, and day wear? Bad fashion, of course.
I am Ella M*de! I'm like any regular gal who is all-too passionate about fashion (bags, shoes, etc.), but I'm furthermore pretty much a design snob. I like things classy and to have couture flair whenever possible. Most importantly, I 
